The Hillbilly Joke of the Week

As a resident hillbilly, I have heard lots of hillbilly jokes over the years. Some good, some bad, but usually hilarious either way. Every week The Hillbilly Coalition will pick a joke posted here as the joke of the week. The winning joke will be displayed on the forum banner and the winner's name will go down in infamy.

So do your worst!

I ran into Monica Lewinsky at the Presidential debate the other night, I asked her if she was going to vote for Hillary and she said, " Probably not Bill left a bad taste in my mouth"

Here is one of the worst ever..

What does a hillbilly girl say when she loses her virginity?

Get off me, Daddy, your crushing my cigarette.

Q: What do tornados and a hillbilly divorce have in common?

A: Somebody's gonna lose a trailer!

What does a heart beat and an orgasm have in common?

I don't care if she has one.

so a white chick and a black man are dancing at a club, and after a while things start to get hot and heavy. After some heavy kissing and stuff, the woman suggest that they return to her apartment for the night.

When the couple arrives at the woman’s apartment, they begin passionately kissing and undressing each other, preparing to have frenzied sex with each other.

However, the white woman, curious as she was, asked the black guy as he was taking off his pants, “before you take them off….is it true what they say about black guys?”

With a suave yet sinister look, he looked into her eyes and said “baby, of course.” He then proceeded to stab her and ran out with her purse.